Your dirty desires based on your sign

Sometimes the stars tell us things we refuse to admit to ourselves.

Look at your sun sign, your moon sign (especially if you were born at night), aspects involving your Rising Sign, Mars and Venus signs and houses, and the planet ruling the 5th house of romance, creativity, pleasure and play. If you don’t know your Rising Sign, Moon, Mars and Venus signs and houses, a great free birth chart generator for beginners is available on Chani Nicholas’s site.

Transiting planets in your 5th house or entangled with its ruler may also speak to your current curiosities.

A more interpretive approach might be more suitable for some cases. For instance, furries in your experience might be translated into a love of faux fur coats - perhaps you work at an op shop or are a vintage garment flipper.

Or you're into pony play.

Aries: Mind games & humiliation

Taurus: Consensual choking

Gemini: Threesome suspension

Cancer: Anything nipples

Leo: Very public sex

Virgo: Latex

Libra: 69

Scorpio: Needle play

Sagittarius: Leather

Capricorn: Furries

Aquarius: The latest, craziest sex toys

Pisces: Feet play

My books are open! I can work with new and returning birth chart reading clients as early as next week. If you’ve ever wanted a unique perspective on your life and birth chart, from an attentive, creative and non-judgmental astrologer in Melbourne, get in touch through this booking form.

I’ve simplified the booking process on my site so you can find a time that works without all the back and forth of multiple e-mails.

I also do gift certificates for birth chart readings — and I love helping generous people give their friends and loved ones a wonderful gift on such an important day. If this is something you’re interested in, e-mail me.

Sliding scale rates are available for queer people of colour struggling through financial hardship. E-mail me and let’s work something out.

I look forward to working with you soon.